Saint Sava (saint_sava) wrote,
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A brief synopsis of the debate.

Sen. John Edwards: Mr. Vice President, I still don't think you're being straight with the American people. Under your watch, the acceleration due to gravity has gone from 9.8 meters per second squared to 32 feet per second per second !
Vice President Dick Cheney: I don't even know where to begin.
Sen. John Edwards: Kerry.
Moderator Gwen Ifill: *bzzzt*
Sen. John Edwards: Kerry.
Moderator Gwen Ifill: *bzzzt*
Sen. John Edwards: Outsourcing.
Vice President Dick Cheney: (silence)
Sen. John Edwards: Suicide bombers.
Vice President Dick Cheney: (silence)
Sen. John Edwards: Anything other than body armor, Halliburton, consistency, or our voting records.
Vice President Dick Cheney: (silence)
Sen. John Edwards: More of the same.
Vice President Dick Cheney: Go f--- yourself.
Sen. Patrick Leahy: Hey, leave me out of this.
Vice President Dick Cheney: Gwen ?
Moderator Gwen Ifill: Mister Vice President ?
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